True Friendship... "Aussie Style"
None of that Sissy Crap.......
When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get until you're NOT.
When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until
YOU STOP WHINING!
When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse.
This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
